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Joke of the Day
"Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead."
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"To a lot of Americans these days, Donald Trump is just starting to sound like a lot of white noise."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two... One to beat the the room for being black and the other to beat the switch for being broke."
"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""
"Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?"
"What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset."
"What do you do when a chemist dies? You barium"
"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"
"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."
"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."