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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when a chemist dies? You barium"

"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."

"Death is coming to take a lawyer away The lawyer is weeping, ""why now? I am only fourty!"" Death replies, ""not according to the hours you billed your clients""."

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."

"Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"

"I just posted ""How do I find answers using Google.com?"" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero."

"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"