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Joke of the Day

"To a lot of Americans these days, Donald Trump is just starting to sound like a lot of white noise."

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"If i had a pound for every 'Brexit' joke on here... I'd still only have about 5 cents."

"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"

"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"

"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."

"Getting gilded is like losing your virginity I have yet to experience it... Edit: Thank you, abcriminal, for the gold. It was a worthy experience."

"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."

"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"

"Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet."