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Joke of the Day
"*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic: ""CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"""
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"What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish? Long time no sea."
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"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
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"What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap."
"Can we just hold the power button down on America and see if that fixes anything?"
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"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."