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Joke of the Day
"Him: How much do you love me? Me: A bit more than pizza. Him: Me: But not as much as coffee."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."
"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."
"Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car."
"Doctor and Patient. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"
"My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said ""Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"" ""Because Yogurt Tastes Better"" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday"
"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""
"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"