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Joke of the Day
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."
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"""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves."
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"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"