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Joke of the Day

"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"

"Definition of Rap Songs: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."

"I was born to be a pessimist.. My blood type is B Negative."

"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."

"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"oops i queefed"