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Joke of the Day

"""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves."

"The ""L"" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for ""Motherfucker""."

"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."

"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular."

"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."

"What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs"

"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."