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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"
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"When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book. This is why I have trust issues."
"I told my psychiatrist I'm thinking about suicide He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
"What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association."
"How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag."
"What's a programmer's least favorite wind instrument? The OBOE."
"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."
"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."
"Donald trump Is a good president"
"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"