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Joke of the Day
"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."
Next Joke
"What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend? Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking."
"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."
"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"
"The person you are trying to stalk Is stalking another person.. Please wait"
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"
"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"
"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."
"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""