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Joke of the Day
"The person you are trying to stalk Is stalking another person.. Please wait"
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"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
"[Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino."
"I make the kids wear fannypacks so they'll have someplace to hold my drugs when we get pulled over."
"I like the way the earth revolves! It really makes my day!"
"After ten minutes trying to explain twitter to a friend I gave up and told her it was a pyramid scheme."
"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"
"What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A fjord escort."
"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."