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Joke of the Day
"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."
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"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."
"I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game. I think it was called the human centipede."
"My German wife has just had a Brazilian. It was a Klose shave."
"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."
"I'm more than happy to take your sloppy seconds. Who am I kidding, I'll take corroded fourteenths."
"My white cat has been beating up my black cat a lot lately so I guess he's been reading the news and knows he won't get punished for it."
"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."