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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."

"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"

"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."

"Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said ""Make my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper""?"

"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""

"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."

"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."

"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"