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"Two women are sitting quietly..."
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"My girlfriend never swears in public... But when we're talking dirty around the house she curses like a sailor, and it really turns me on. I guess it's true, women should be obscene but not heard."
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"
"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA"
"You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee."
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could? He wanted to harm monica."
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