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Joke of the Day

"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."

"Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers"

"Two cows walk into a vegan bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."""

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains. I'm sorry."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"Did you hear the one about the man who panicked when his friend started to drown? He didn't know water do..."

"Where do hipsters drown? the mainstream."

"Did you here about the Blonde who made a large donation to the community swimming pool? She gave 25 Gallons of water!"

"How do skeletons communicate? A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle."