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Joke of the Day
"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."
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"How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits."
"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks ""Comfy?"" The scotsman replies ""Glasgow mate"""
"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"
"How does a woman apologize to a man? I'm sorry, but it's your fault."
"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"
"Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!"
"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"
"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""