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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains. I'm sorry."
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"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog, I miss him."
"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13."
"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver? The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green"
"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"
"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."
"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"
"My wife texted me at lunch ""Window's frozen"" ""Pour warm water on it, then lightly tap the edges with a hammer and chisel"" I replied. Ten minutes later, she called back. ""We need a new computer now""."
"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."