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Joke of the Day

"Why are Mexicans called spics? Because they spic spanish."

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy"

"What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz? Gastly"

"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"

"If I got 50p for every time I failed a maths test I'd have about 6.30 by now"

"Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."

"Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching."

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Because she moans with the other."

"My butt was set on fire while I was out with my girlfriend It was really ember-ass-ing."

"""Hey, Cyclops."" ""Hey, Cyclops, are you still dating Jean?"" ""No, Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"