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Joke of the Day
"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"
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"What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated."
"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"
"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."
"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"
"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."
"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
"Why would peter pan make a terrible pilot Because he'd neverland."
"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."