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Joke of the Day
"What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz? Gastly"
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"What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey"
"So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime"
"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""
"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."
"Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap."
"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."
"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."
"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"
"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."