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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer (no idear) ... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?"

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"

"I wrote a song for a Tortilla. Well, it's more of a Wrap."

"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."

"Bought some vaginal jelly the other day... Didn't taste like it at all!!"

"2 men walked into a bar And their head hit first."

"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"

"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."

"When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together."

"Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week."