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Joke of the Day
"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."
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"In my day a hand on my crotch was third base... now even a hand job is a foul ball!"
"5-year-old: Dad! Dad! My sister- Me: Stop tattling. I don't want to hear about it unless there's blood. 5: Me: 5: How much blood?"
"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."
"Knock knock, Who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? ...? Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!"
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."
"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."
"Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now."
"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."
"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"