225763
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"
Next Joke
"I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax."
"""How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?"" ""It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."""
"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."
"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""
"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."
"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."
"Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off."
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."