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Joke of the Day

"I saw a homeless man holding a sign. It said, ""2 will change my life."" Unfortunately, I only had a 5 note in my pocket."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."

"What followed the Big Bang? The Big Cigarette"

"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."

"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to stand in the back of the gas chamber."