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Joke of the Day
"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"
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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."
"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"What comes before the main violinist? ... Entree Rieu"
"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."
"""The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."""
"I wondered why the truck was getting larger... ... Then it hit me"
"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."
"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."