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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink and drive..... I only drink at stop signs and red lights."
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"He: How are you? Me: Thanks, but I'm too old for you He: I was going to ask about your wireless prov... Me: Just keep telling yourself that"
"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""
"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."
"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."
"What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? 100 cunts that don't do dick."
"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."
"I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight."""
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