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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
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"I need help! So my friend is mormon and he always makes mexican jokes to me and I need something to get him back,so jokesters of reddit. Do you know any mormon jokes?"
"I like my women how I like my wine... ten years old and in my basement."
"Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them."
"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance."
"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."
"It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight."
"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"
"Alright white people, had to Google ""totes"" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out."