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Joke of the Day

"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."

"What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What *the* fuck! and What *a* fuck!"

"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."

"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny."

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"I've been eating a lot of pineapple lately, you know what that means... I have a pineapple flavored sock under my bed."

"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week The doctor told me he's in stable condition"

"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."

"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."