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Joke of the Day

"What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time? I pumice I'll come back soon!"

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"Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun"
"Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? Because they're long, hard and full of seamen."
"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
"My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post man now."
"Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? She was heels over head for him!"
"Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder."
"Cole Wagner's new sports nickname is Jared Fogle. Because he just fucked nine twelve year-olds from Missouri"
"I'm no weatherman... But you'll be seeing more than a couple inches tonight. ;)"