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Joke of the Day

"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"

"The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats. I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast."

"Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He said ""Hey, kid. Can I sell ya some candy?"""

"There are 2 types of people in this world Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data"

"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"the biggest joke of all time Trump"

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."

"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."

"VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine"

"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."