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Joke of the Day

"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."

"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."

"Why cant obama ever be on a dollar bill? they would have to use to much ink."

"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"

"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."

"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."

"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"

"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."

"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."