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Joke of the Day
"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."
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"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
"What's the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"
"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""
"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."
"Some days I think Forrest had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running."
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes: thwack.... ""Oh fuck""."