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Joke of the Day

"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."

"How do you break a Polacks finger? Punch him in the nose."

"I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence."

"Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama? It's called the union worker You'll over pay It never works And you can't fire it"

"What do air and sex have in common? Neither is terribly important until you're not getting any."

"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."

"Just robbed a bakery I kneaded the dough."

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."