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Joke of the Day
"Why cant obama ever be on a dollar bill? they would have to use to much ink."
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"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"
"You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second."
"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"
"I never get tired of my old Tweets getting RT'd so I know musicians never get tired of hearing their songs being played on the radio."
"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."
"This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob"
"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"
"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."