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Joke of the Day

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"elder master! someone took a crap in the village's water supply! ""well, shit!"""

"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."

"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"

"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"