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Joke of the Day
"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."
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"Here's a dirty joke A clown in the mud."
"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."
"The doctor gave me 1 month to live So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"
"I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."
"I was going down on my grandmother the other day... When I tasted horse semen, and I thought ""huh, that must be how she died."""
"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."