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Joke of the Day
"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."
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"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.."
"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"
"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."
"Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition They said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."
"what do you call it when you donate a vagina to charity? good will cunting"
"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."