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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"

"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"

"7: Its the last week of school so we don't have to go. Can I stay home? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid. Teacher: Its true. Me: Ha! NICE TRY, TEACHER."

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"

"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."

"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."

"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"

"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her two test tickles I will see myself out. Thank you and have a good day"