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Joke of the Day
"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."
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"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"Anyone who says 'they wish they could be a fly on the wall' has clearly never been attacked by a woman with a rolled up newspaper."
"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."
"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."
"You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana."
"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"