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Joke of the Day

"Alien vs Predator upheld by Supreme Court. ""this movie rules"" said Justice Scalia writing for the court."

"As a guy... being sexually frustrated must be hard."

"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""

"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"

"I still don't know what the word ""Suicide"" means I've been killing myself trying to find the definition"

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"A midget goes to the doctor and exclaims ""doctor! doctor! can you treat me??"" Doctor says: ""yes, you just have to be a little patient."""

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."

"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""