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Joke of the Day
"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."
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"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"
"*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice."
"By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... ""Raccountant"".. Coming this fall on Fox"
"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"
"how to be a good DJ? press ""PLAY"" and don't touch anything ever again"
"I'm a chick magnet I repel."
"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."