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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."
Next Joke
"give us a pickup line related to your profession WITHOUT revealing your profession. we'll try to guess I might have posted in the wrong sub Reddit. let me know if we should move it!"
"You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive."
"Sometimes I squirt mayonnaise across my breasts so I don't forget what it's like to have a boyfriend."
"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"This self checkout lane has the sexiest cashier."
"The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, ""Duck"". His mother slaps him."
"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"