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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."
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"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."
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"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."