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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."

"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."

"I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker."

"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."

"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."

"What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the library sent me a past-due notice"

"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. I told him he was full of shit."

"What did the duck say to the hooker? Put it on my bill."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"