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Joke of the Day
"I have daily sex... ... I mean dyslexia."
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"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."
"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."
"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."
"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"
"I think my virginity has grown back."
"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."
"Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday I never get the number I asked for."
"I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. Hahaha"
"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"