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Joke of the Day

"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."

"What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep."

"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"

"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"

"How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore"