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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"""Don't you play stupid with me!"" shouted my wife. ""Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?"" I replied."

"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"Political correctness... Is for faggots."

"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. It's like, pick a side, babies."

"Whoever invented work should have taugh it to masturbate so that it could do itself."

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"