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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
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"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"
"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."
"A woman recently tried to flirt with me using a electric mixer. She said she was going to whisk me away."
"Modern art is easy to understand If you left poop at the door, rang the bell, and ran away - it's installation. If you rang the bell and then deposited the poop- it's performance."
"Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother"""
"What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common? They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen."
"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."
"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""