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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."

"Never remove the shells from racing snails it makes them sluggish"

"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""

"On Canada Day, I like to say ""HAPPY CANADA DAY!"" to people. But quietly. And from a distance. I don't want to be a bother."

"Every time Mila Kunis comes on my TV I do too"

"Mixed martial arts? Why you gotta make biracial people fight each other though?"

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."