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Joke of the Day

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"

"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"

"If the Indians would have given the Pilgrims donkey instead of turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving"

"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"

"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."

"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"

"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."

"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"