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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The Miami Heat flag."
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"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."
"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"
"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."
"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."
"The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now."
"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"
"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"
"HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window"