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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a thief? Nothing."
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"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"
"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"
"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."
"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"
"[text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line."
"Put the punchline in the title. How do you piss off a redditor?"
"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""